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Remembrance Day Sale Remembrance Day Sale

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Perfect

An accurate depiction of commercialization of holidays that actually mean something. You sir, are a genius, and well deserving of the all-too-rare 5 I have bestowed upon you. Keep it up.


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A Short About Keys A Short About Keys

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

A+ short

Watched it twice, and the beaver is still awesome. Love your use of facial expressions too.



ElGatoViudo (TheWidowCat) ElGatoViudo (TheWidowCat)

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Very good

Animation is great, love the song, so on. What more is there to say but good job? What grade did you get on this, by the way?


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Jectoons responds:

Sorry for answering this late... Uh... well, it was worth 3 points and I got them all
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The hardest platformer The hardest platformer

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I want to be they guy but

At least IWBTG had checkpoints. And music that wasnt an annoying ten second loop.


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paala responds:

This game has checkpoints. check video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLft3N 8Wa2M.
0 mute button. I always press it for every game.


A Koopa's Revenge A Koopa's Revenge

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Best game on NG without question

Terrific game- I <3 koopas, they are just so awesome, (i always root for an underdog) and I loved playing as this kick ass koopa who beats the crap out of everyone! I hope you dont mind this, but im going to post a little boss table here with methods to beat them!
WARNING: SPOILER BELOW!!!

BOSSES:
WARIO:
4 hits
ON REGULAR: Stay up on the top platforms when he comes out. When he runs by underneth, leap down on him and hold jump. You should hop right back up to where you were before. Then when he passes by up top, leap on him again. When he runs into the control room, stand on the little brick right below the fireball gun barrel. None of the fireballs will hit you. Once he runs out again, do the first step over. If you miss dont worry, you can keep repeating this step.
LAST LEVEL: I little trickier. Do the same thing above, but this time you will need a blue shell. If you fall off or miss, mash the space bar, and hope to God that you slow down enough to miss the lava. Also, standing under the gun wont work, since the lava will rise and kill you. You have to actually dodge the fireballs.

PEACH:
? hits (i think 4)
Red shell recommended. Peach is an EASY boss if you are equppied right. With a red shell, just stand as far over to the right as you can and face left. Peach will push mushrooms off at you but every one will miss. When she comes at you, just jump up and breathe fire at her. Do not jump late or she will hit you. This works on both bosses (regular and final level)

Waluigi
5 hits
People say this is a very hard boss- and it is, a damn near IMPOSSIBLE boss. But, with the right shell and some good ass timing, you can beat him in UNDER 20 seconds. Thats right. 20 SECONDS. Get a blue shell; DO NOT LOSE IT! You will not run across another before Wal. The first little snow hill he leaves behind, jump up, and nail him. Mash space, control, and right. You shoud do the float fall at high velocity to the right- you will hit Wal repeatedly, and will take no damage from anything. This works in both modes.

Luigi
6-7 hits
BLUE SHELL REQUIRED FOR THIS TO WORK!!!! All you have to do is mash the jump button; you will jump repeatedly, and the only real feat you must accomplish is you MUST stay above him as much as possible, or risk fireball attacks. Other than that he is possibly the easiest boss. This works in both modes.

Mario:
Shitload of hits
Now mario is a toughie at first, but once you start knowing how to avoid his attacks, he's pretty easy. The following attacks and how to avoid:
FISTS: Dont stand under or between them if they are moving. NOTE: after you destroy both fists, make your permanent camp spot in the left corner where the bricks go up
FIREBALL: sit in the corners where the bricks go up; the fireball just flies right over you
BOB-OMBS: Possibly the single most dangerous attack due to its difficulty to avoid. However, once you see them launch, (you should be in your left corner) Make a blind leap to the left. A platform will materialize there and just land on it until the attack is finished.
SPIKES: Just jump over them as they go by. You will hear them before you see them.
BODY: sounds like a very loud koopa shell kick. Get to the right side on the top of the bricks, and jump on top of the body as it rolls by. Return to your little nook on the left.

Also, I want to add this- for the sequel, at least for a small amount of time, make bowser a playable character. I would almost pay money for that experience!

All in all, GREAT game!


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Blan's Guide to Buttons Blan's Guide to Buttons

Rated 5 / 5 stars

w00t!

I loved this! now i can do buttons! also, I took the time to find all the extras. It was pretty funny. I have to say this is a very helpful tut!